THE HALF WIT........
A man owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The New Mexico Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
" I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
" Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."
" That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the rancher
Thares no answer to that ,,,,lol ..love Jan xx
ReplyDeleteGood Lord! That agent really wants to talk to MEEEEEE. Only, I don't even get the bourbon!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha that's a cute one! Judy
ReplyDeleteLOLOL! Nice one Linda. :o)
ReplyDeleteLove Sandra xxxx
LOL! Good one! Jae
ReplyDeleteDidn't see that coming, but once I read it...it made perfect sense.
ReplyDeleteGreg
Hehehe. cute one! Thanks!
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That's a good one Linda! Lol! Jeannette xx
ReplyDeleteLOL Loved that one Linda ~ Ally
ReplyDeleteThat would be me! LOLOL
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