The Job Applicant

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopif uly Yore best aplicant so farr

Sinseerly,

BRYAN  nikname  Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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Employer's response:.....

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired!