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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Question of the day~

                                                    

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to
     change a light bulb?    

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?  Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the blankety blank  light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!  AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!  BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!   IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.  What was the question?



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15 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 21, 2007 at 5:58 PM

    ROFLOL!!!
    Have a good week.
    Hugz, Sugar

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  2. AnonymousOctober 21, 2007 at 6:05 PM

    Linda, very funny. Thanks for sharing, Bill

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  3. AnonymousOctober 21, 2007 at 10:54 PM

    LOL, I can so relate to that!
    Marie
    http://journals.aol.co.uk/mariealicejoan/MariesMuses/

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  4. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 1:43 AM

    Ahh yes sooo true heee heee ...love Jan xx

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  5. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 3:15 AM

    Where'd you find that pic of me Linda?! And you've been listening in on my conversations! Lol! Jeannette xx  http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels  

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  6. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 3:16 AM

    roflol....so funny.  thanks for passing it along.
    gina

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  7. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 4:19 AM

    This delighted me this is exactly how I feel this morning after dealing with my son, god bless you  it made me feel good.  LOL.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 5:32 AM

    Could have changed twenty lightbulbs in the time you were yelling LMAO

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  9. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 8:42 AM

    Really funny Linda ~ thanks for sharing ~ Ally x

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  10. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 8:59 AM

    LOL!!!
    J

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  11. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 9:03 AM

    LOL, I loved this and I love the little graphic...too cute!
    Lisa

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  12. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 9:33 AM

    LOL  SO true, SO true!  This is very very true!  Thanks for sharing :) Loved it

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  13. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 10:02 AM

    Lol...that was too funny!

    Hugs, Angela

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  14. AnonymousOctober 23, 2007 at 1:30 PM

    LOL............way to funny....LOL......June:)

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  15. AnonymousOctober 23, 2007 at 4:27 PM

    I wait til the toilet paper rolls pile up to about three before I bring them down the hall to the trash.... Men!! ROTFL!!!!
    Linda :)

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