Thanks to my friend Claire in Oklahoma for these.
Classified Ads:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. There better be a reward
YOUNG COWS: NEVER BRED $300 Each... Also 1 gay bull $250.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown 89 cents a pound
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. $375 Call Stephanie.
6 comments:
These just gave us a real good laugh......Ally
Oh dear Lololol, amazing what you can find under the classifieds.
These are so funny Linda! :-)
Sandra xxxx
They were great. I saw a good one in my local paper advertising for cashiers in Asda (a Walmart store), said a knowledge of karate would be helpful!! Jeannette.
Oh, so funny!!! JAE
ROLF, good ones!!!!
angelrose
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