Thanks to my friend Judy for this one....
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune, upon his sickly father's death, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
One evening he went to a singles bar, and there he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and...
3 days later... she became his stepmother!
(Sometimes women are so much smarter than men)
8 comments:
LOL Linda she was a smart cookie :o) ~ Ally
Lol, great, I loved it.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/jeanno43/JeannettesJottings/
that s a good one
I'm always looking for a joke to tell my cranky mom when I call her, so I've got mine for today!
Marti
Smart lady Linda!! Some women have it all weighed up! Jeannette xx http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/
Oh Linda ,thats funny lol ...love Jan xx
OMGarsh!! LOL.....
Hugs,
Lisa : )
Woopsie daisy lol
Oh my goodness... too funny!
Linda :)
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