THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE TIMES IN A WOMANS LIFE WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
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DANGEROUS: |
SAFER: |
SAFEST: |
ULTRA SAFE: |
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WHAT'S FOR DINNER? |
CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER? |
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER? |
HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.. |
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ARE YOU WEARING THAT? |
WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN! |
WOW! LOOK AT YOU! |
HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.. |
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WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT? |
COULD WE BE OVERREACTING? |
HERE'S MY PAYCHECK. |
HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.. |
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SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT? |
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT. |
CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT? |
HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.. |
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WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY? |
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE! |
HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE. |
13 comments:
Good one.....Good one.....but are we really THAT nuts?
Thanx Linda for visiting my Journal. Marlene
http://journals.aol.com/domsmom27/one-day-at-a-time
Cute.... Love it!!!
Joann
Great Linda. Thanks for the lessons. I'm heading for the wine shop right now. Pity there's no one to taste it but me. DB
Awesome!
Traci
Oh Linda I needed a giggle today. Thanks. After all his planning..everything fell apart for my poor kid. His girlfriend of three years backed out of the move to Washington. He is somewhere right now, a couple of suitcases, a laptop, some tools for work high in the skies edging towards Washington and my sister. He still wants his dream and he is going for it. I had such faith that the two of them would make it, but she's evidently a child who cannot be away from her Mother..even for the love of her life. Sad. Well, he's adorable my son, good looking, built and will I bet have girls throwing themselves at him....still my heart is breaking a bit...love, Sandi
LOL I think I liked the "safest" answers best. LOL
Hugz,
Sugar
LMAO....TOOOOOO FUNNY...TAGGING THIS FOR MY JOURNAL...
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER
CINDI
Been there and done that...LOL.
Hugs, Joyce
so cute!!! thanks for an evening laugh :)
betty
Haha, cute Linda! Men can't win can they?
love,
Marie
http://ayearatoakcottage.blogspot.com/
LOL, this is so cute and should be required reading by all men!!! ;)
Lisa
Very funny Linda ,heehee ...love Jan xx
LOL....
Love it!
Linda :)
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