Getting Old

Thanks to my former grade school & high school class mate, Steve, down in Arizona for this one. 

 

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as:  Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.  The couple had been married almost 60 years
and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.'

The old man hung his head.  'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about ten years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is !