According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer, however retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should have known......ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.............
7 comments:
Now Ain't that great! LOL!
Go Girls!!!
Great Post....LindaMay
YUP!!!!
Melanie
As much as I pass around 'woman' jokes-- I also like man jokes and recognize that good spirited laughter warms my heart. Wise people claim that Jesus must have had a mirthful attitude too.
Cordially,
Tom S
Bah! Humbug! I think they should all be rounded up and arrested for masquerading as males. And from them on they should only be allowed to prance around with feminine names.
"On Sarah, on Sally.
On Doris and Dixie...
OMG, does that mean Rudolph is gay?
Jimmy
Why does this not surprise me, only a woman would make sure all the kiddies of the world has presents xmas morning. Also, who lights the way in most families "A WOMAN". Great story Linda I am with that female reindeers, Rudolphine, lmao.
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