Women's Anti-Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk


LUNCH
small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey Kiss


AFTERNOON TEA
the rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate topping


DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family-size supreme pizza
3 Snicker's bars


LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from your freezer)




REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS