Saturday, June 25, 2005

Saturday Evening.... Blond Joke

I'm a little tired tonight, today was just another work day for me.  So instead of coming up with something clever, I'm going to post a email joke I got from my dear friend Claire in Oklahoma.  I get a kick out of my non-blond firends who send me (a blond) blond jokes.  Actually, most of them are funny and could work for some brunettes I know, too.     :)     Here goes......

Blonde Year in Review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
 
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

Have a good rest of the weekend.....until next time, Linda

1 comment:

labdancer51 said...

I don`t know if you`ve seen them but I`m doing blonde jokes at the moment too Linda.  Yours are really funny!  :-)

Sandra xxx