Saturday, July 30, 2005

Another hot day is over.  I had to work today but at least it was air-conditioned in the office. I just wanted to share this cute email I got from a friend a short while ago.

LOCKER ROOM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on the bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to speak every one in the room stops to listen.
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>MAN: "Hello."
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>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
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>MAN: "Yes."
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>WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
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>MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
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>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
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>MAN: "How much?"
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>WOMAN: $90,000."
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>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
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>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1,950,000."
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>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer  $1,900,000.
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>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
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>MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
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>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
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>Then he asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How funny!!!  JAE

Anonymous said...

HeHeHe.... very funny Linda!!! lol ;-)

Sandra xxxx