Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Tueday Morning, Some Classified Ad Funnies

Thanks to my friend Claire in Oklahoma for these.

Classified Ads:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. There better be a reward

YOUNG COWS: NEVER BRED $300 Each... Also 1 gay bull $250.


NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby


GEORGIA  PEACHES, California grown 89 cents a pound

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. $375 Call Stephanie.


ally123130585918 said...

These just gave us a real good laugh......Ally

jeanno43 said...

Oh dear Lololol, amazing what you can find under the classifieds.

labdancer51 said...

These are so funny Linda! :-)

Sandra xxxx

jlocorriere05 said...

They were great. I saw a good one in my local paper advertising for cashiers in Asda (a Walmart store), said a knowledge of karate would be helpful!! Jeannette.

yakima127 said...

Oh, so funny!!!  JAE

angelrose2u said...

ROLF, good ones!!!!