Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Tueday Morning, Some Classified Ad Funnies

Thanks to my friend Claire in Oklahoma for these.

Classified Ads:

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites


FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. There better be a reward

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YOUNG COWS: NEVER BRED $300 Each... Also 1 gay bull $250.

 

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

 

GEORGIA  PEACHES, California grown 89 cents a pound


JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. $375 Call Stephanie.

6 comments:

ally123130585918 said...

These just gave us a real good laugh......Ally

jeanno43 said...

Oh dear Lololol, amazing what you can find under the classifieds.

labdancer51 said...

These are so funny Linda! :-)

Sandra xxxx

jlocorriere05 said...

They were great. I saw a good one in my local paper advertising for cashiers in Asda (a Walmart store), said a knowledge of karate would be helpful!! Jeannette.

yakima127 said...

Oh, so funny!!!  JAE

angelrose2u said...

ROLF, good ones!!!!

angelrose