Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Happy St Patrick's Day

Thanks to my old high school friend Judy down in Arizona for this one;

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and of course his car is weaving violently all over the road.   A cop pulls him over.  "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?"   "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.  "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."  "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.  "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest,  "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"  "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.  "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Ok that's all for tonight....have a good Thursday.   Until next time,  Linda


yakima127 said...

LOL!  Jae

queenb8261 said...

LOL Love it. My husband would feel the same way!!  Barb  

ally123130585918 said...

Linda cute very cute ~ gave me the laugh of the day ~ Ally

jeadie05 said...

Oh Linda lol ......Jan xx