Just in time for Valentines Day from my dear friend Charlotte down in Vancouver, WA
Larry, a loving husband, was in trouble.
He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was furious with him.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat. AND IT BETTER BE THERE !"
The next morning, Larry got up real early and left for work.
When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and strangely enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it up and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Larry is not yet able to have visitors....!