Sorry guys you may not appreciate this one; and actually I don't know of any woman who made out like divorced Barbie. This is obviously a joke !
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home remembers that he hasn't yet bought his daughter a Birthday present. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work-Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95."
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95."
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers, "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."
7 comments:
LOL Linda I thought that was really cute ~ Ally x
http://journals.aol.co.uk/ally123130585918/Lifewithally
LOL that is HILARIOUS!!
Hugs,
Lisa
Very funny lol ..love Jan xx
Who gets ownership of the fake breast implants?
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard
too funny...
Linda :)
Lol! That's funny! Jeannette xx http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/
LINDA, THAT WAS HYSTERICAL ABOUT THE BARBIE! I LOVED IT. THANKS FOR CHEERING ME UP EACH DAY. I AM ABOUT TO GO MAD HERE..LOL
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