Friday, September 21, 2007

Irish Priest Transferred To Texas

 Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in
his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to  get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there  was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly  called the local police station.
  The conversation went like this:
 "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
  "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
 Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
  Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied
 with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
  There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father
 O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
Bob's friend, Stuart was discharged from the University of Washington Hospital in Seattle late yesterday afternoon.  He is now home, concentrating on a total recovery.  He still doesn't know if he'll have to have radiation or chemo, however.
I'm off to the Post Office (I've done really well on eBay the last few days) and then to Curves.       It's sunny here right now & in the mid 60's but I understand that's going to change to rain this weekend.     Have a wonderful rest of your Friday........Linda



jeadie05 said...

I must tell Maurice the joke (He is Irish )lol ,So pleased Bobs friend is home and looking forward to a good recovery Jan xx

jonibooks1991 said...

Not going to rain on Sunday throug :)  Joni

sunnyside46 said...

I am going to remmeber this one to tell to my mom. SHe sometimes gets a bit self-pitying, so I like kto have a good new jok to tell  eher to head her off when  I go see her.
I hope your friend continues to do well.

mariealicejoan said...

I've been so busy the past few days I am having to play catchup today!  Thanks for the laughs and thoughts.  My prayers continue for Stuart.  I am all curious now as to what it is that you sell on e-bay!  but am glad you are doing well with it!  Hope you have a lovely weekend!

ally123130585918 said...

Thanks for the laugh Linda ~ that was a smart answer Father O'Malley had :o)
Glad Bob's friend Stuart is home ~ Hope he makes a complete recovery with no need for Chemo or radiation ~ Ally x