Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Job Applicant

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the
job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopif uly Yore best aplicant so farr


 nikname  Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.


Employer's response:.....

Dear Beefy-I mean
Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired!


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ally123130585918 said...

LOL Linda if they hadn't employed him ~ I was going to offer him a Jobbbbb :o) ~ Ally x

jeadie05 said...

Hee Hee Hee ...love Jan xx

breakaway1968 said...

Ditto Ally!  LOL what a good one!  Thanks for bringing a smile to my face today. haha

labdancer51 said...

Well of COURSE he`s hired, he`s perfect for the job...any job in fact....lol! ;o))))

Love Sandra xxxx

fasttrack58 said...

Woo hoo for spell check, lol...
Linda :)

seraphoflove9001 said...

ROFLOL!!!! Now that is too funny! LOL :o)

wwfbison said...

Why don't any of my applicants look like that?  LOL

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