Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Paint The Porch

Thanks to my cousin, Susie, for this one.


A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,  decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,"
He said, "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde, with a typical blank ditsy look, quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband,
"Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, " the blonde replied, "...and I even had paint left over, So I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

"And by the way....., " the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."


labdancer51 said...

lololol! ;o))))

mumma4evr said...


breakaway1968 said...


jeadie05 said...

Oo err lol ..love Jan xx

jvbutterfly said...

LOL....that was a good one.....June:)

pharmolo said...

LMBO, Linda ;-)

barebytes said...

Sounds like an old girlfriend I once had. hahaha Hugs Lanny

jlocorriere05 said...

Good one Linda! Jeannette xx  

fasttrack58 said...

OH NO!! lol...
Linda :)

mariealicejoan said...

Haha, I can well imagine the look on the owner's face!