Monday, October 22, 2007

Think About It

Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy the cigatettes at the front.

Only in people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet Coke.

Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our worthless junk in the garage.

Only in we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."

Only in we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why the sun lightens our hair and darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?




mariealicejoan said...

Lots of food for thought there Linda, and a little chuckle as well!

jlocorriere05 said...

All very true and worth questioning! Lol! Jeannette xx  

jeadie05 said...

Most of these in Britain too ,very apt Jan xx

ally123130585918 said...

Not only in America Linda ~ those thing apply here as well ~ expect I havn't seen an ATM machine for the blind ~ but I don't doubt there is one somewhere in the UK :o) ~ Ally x

sugarsweet056 said...

I posted this sometime back...nice to see it again. It's sooo true!!!

wwfbison said...

HAHA, I really got a kick out of the drive up ATM with braille!!  Don't want to be in front of them now do we???  I hadn't seen this before, very good!!


lindapaterson177 said...

Ha Ha but soooooo TRUE!!
bella x

pookyluvsu said... true how true. Good entry!

Hugs, Angela

seraphoflove9001 said...

LOL....those are all so true! :o)

fasttrack58 said...

Great thoughts to ponder....
Linda :)