Thursday, December 20, 2007

How Deep ?

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

 They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom.

 I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says, "I don't know, let's throw something down there and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old transmission over here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

 As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there,” says the farmer.

 "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute a go and a goat came running out of the bushes and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
And the old farmer said, "Why that's impossible …
I had him chained to a transmission! "

7 comments:

sugarsweet056 said...

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sugar

labdancer51 said...

Oh dear, that was so funny Linda...I laughed out loud. Thanks for posting it. :o)


Love Sandra xxxx

pharmolo said...

LOL Linda, good one

mariealicejoan said...

lol  Very funny Linda, don't know where you find these things!
Marie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/mariealicejoan/MariesMuses/

wwfbison said...

Cute!
Lisa

fasttrack58 said...

Oh no, poor goat! LOL!
Linda :)

carolelainedodd said...

Oh very funny Linda.
Made me smile.
Carolxx