Sunday, January 20, 2008

Dem Cheeseheads

Thanks to my old buddy Jan for sending this one to me. 

Two Norveegen Wisconsinites walk into a pet shop in La Crosse. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."  The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere." says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pays for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs and stop at Old Grandad bluff

At the bluff, Sven looks down at the 500 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls
all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. 
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." 

VAIT!!! Dere's MORE! 

Moments later Knute who's been to the pet shop too, arrives at the cliff. He walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag and a shotgun. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. 
Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot and continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either." 
BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!! 
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag and pulls out a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it  over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down and hits a rock and breaks his spine. 

Once more Ole shakes his head...."First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute parrotshooting.,.and now Lars


jimsulliv3 said...

great jokes !


lv2trnscrb said...

LOL!!! so cute! loved the jokes; thanks for the laugh :)


wwfbison said...

LOL, this funny - thanks for the laugh.

gaboatman said...

I got a chuckle out of these, thanks!

preciousone25 said...

Those were SO CUTE!!!  LOL!!!!


mariealicejoan said...

haha, I did have a good chuckle with this one.  I can't wait for Todd to wake up so I can share it with him!

abicequeen said...

YUK YUK, Linda...what a hoot.

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ally123130585918 said...

Oh I just loved this one Linda thanks for the chuckle ~ Ally x

mleppard06 said...

very funny, i enjoyed that thanks! ... mrs t xxx

rdautumnsage said...

Too cute! I often wonder how people who don't speak English well would interpet some of our words. Thanks for the smile this morning hon! (Hugs) Indigo

jennyp51 said...

That has put a smile on my face.
Jenny <><

breakaway1968 said...

Ok, I have to admit...even tho I'm a German (3/4) cheesehead  Wisconsinite myself lol...was pretty funny!  I have to share this with hubby.  

fasttrack58 said...

Oh Lordy! LOL!
Linda :)

queenb8261 said...

LOL To think when i saw the title of the entry, I thought you were going to talk about Green Bay losing this weekend. LOLOL
Hugs, Barb

carolelainedodd said...

Oh my word.  That is just too funny.
Thanks for that

jeadie05 said...

Oh Linda really !! hee heeee Jan xx