Saturday, February 2, 2008

A Few Thoughts

Thanks to my friend Debra for sending this my way~feel free to snag and send on to those in your address book.

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
13. Think about this .. No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!).
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. If you can't change your mind, are you sure YOU have one!!??
20. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. 
Ain't it the truth!


wwfbison said...

These are great...I really like #2.

rollinghillsides said...

Thanks!   So many of these are 'right on', aren't they?   Judy

breakaway1968 said...

After seeing the chicken videos I just seen, I like number 2 also!  

fisherkristina said...

Number 17 is scary!  In 40 years we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tatoos, and rap music will be the Golden Oldies.  **shudder**

Krissy :)  

cayasm said...

LOL Linda great entry and they all apply.


jeadie05 said...

Excellent... each one better than the last Jan xx

polishgaldiary said...

#13 is sooooooooo true!
aaaaaaaaah! #17 is sooo SCARY!!

lv2trnscrb said...

all were great; I liked #4, going to remember that to remind people to wear their seatbelts; thanks for sharing Linda


mariealicejoan said...

I enjoyed this Linda.  Will snag to send to a few of my friends!  Thanks for sharing!

kirkbyj05 said...

I really enjoyed this entry today Linda.   Thanks to your friend for sending it.
All true...

carolelainedodd said...

Very good.
Thanks for sharing.

ma24179 said...

Some things to think about!! -Missy