Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Human Race

thanks to my friend Lynnette for this one;

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race  was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!

15 comments:

jeadie05 said...

Well done Mum hee hee ...love Jan xx

sugarsweet056 said...

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!! Kudos to that Mom!
Have a good upcoming wkend.
Huggies,
Sugar

lv2trnscrb said...

LOL!! that is so cute!! I write to a soldier through Soldier Angels and some other people through other organizations; I always like when people post jokes or funny stories, I print them out and send them along with my letters :)

thanks!!!

betty

jjdolfin9 said...

AMEN Sistah

swmpgrly said...

Lmao good one

mariealicejoan said...

haha.  Good one!!
Marie
http://ayearatoakcottage.blogspot.com/

kaydeejay5449 said...

LOL.  that's great!
Hugs, Kathy

fieldpixie272 said...

that is the funniest thing I have heard all day!

jimsulliv3 said...

Funny ! I think I was married to that woman.

Jimmy

treesrgreen78 said...

I like that woman  she is very smart, lol.

dbdacoba said...

Linda, I love this.  It's right up my comic alley.  I'll save it.  DB

abicequeen said...

Linda,

Where do you come up with these things...
Getting packed for our trip .  
Thankfully our $$ is close to your but it still irks me how much the bank charges you

Blessings,

Ljj

rbrown6172 said...

lol  too funny!!!
gina

yakima127 said...

That is hilarious!
J

wwfbison said...

I had a good chuckle with this one!
Lisa