Sunday, June 1, 2008

For The Men Out There~

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE TIMES IN A WOMANS LIFE WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS!  THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!


 

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE..

ARE YOU

WEARING THAT?

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

WOW!

LOOK AT YOU!

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE..

WHAT ARE YOU

SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE..


 

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?


 

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE..

WHAT DID

YOU DO

ALL DAY?

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

HERE, HAVE

SOME MORE

WINE.


 
 

13 comments:

domsmom27 said...

Good one.....Good one.....but are we really THAT nuts?
   Thanx Linda for visiting my Journal.     Marlene
    http://journals.aol.com/domsmom27/one-day-at-a-time

preciousone25 said...

Cute.... Love it!!!

Joann

dbdacoba said...

Great Linda.  Thanks for the lessons.  I'm heading for the wine shop right now.  Pity there's no one to taste it but me.    DB

deshelestraci said...

Awesome!
Traci

sdoscher458 said...

Oh Linda I needed a giggle today. Thanks.  After all his planning..everything fell apart for my poor kid. His girlfriend of three years backed out of the move to Washington. He is somewhere right now, a couple of suitcases, a laptop, some tools for work high in the skies edging towards Washington and my sister. He still wants his dream and he is going for it. I had such faith that the two of them would make it, but she's evidently a child who cannot be away from her Mother..even for the love of her life. Sad.  Well, he's adorable my son, good looking, built and will I bet have girls throwing themselves at him....still my heart is breaking a bit...love, Sandi

sugarsweet056 said...

LOL I think I liked the "safest" answers best. LOL
Hugz,
Sugar

cdj0423 said...

LMAO....TOOOOOO FUNNY...TAGGING THIS FOR MY JOURNAL...
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER
CINDI

jjdolfin9 said...

Been there and done that...LOL.
Hugs, Joyce

lv2trnscrb said...

so cute!!! thanks for an evening laugh :)

betty

mariealicejoan said...

Haha, cute Linda!  Men can't win can they?
love,
Marie
http://ayearatoakcottage.blogspot.com/

wwfbison said...

LOL, this is so cute and should be required reading by all men!!!  ;)
Lisa

jeadie05 said...

Very funny Linda ,heehee ...love Jan xx

fasttrack58 said...

LOL....
Love it!
Linda :)