Wednesday, July 9, 2008

CLASSES

Summer Classes for Men at The Odell Weeks
        ADULT LEARNING CENTER 
 
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August   15th 2008    
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM 
 
Class 1 
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.   
 
    
 
Class 2 
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? 
Round Table Discussion. 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.   
 
    
 
Class 3 
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.   
 
    
 
Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.   
 
    
 
Class 5 
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?   Examples on Video. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM   
 
    
 
Class 6 
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. 
Help Line Support and Support Groups. 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM   
 
    
 
Class 7 
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places  And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.       Open Forum 
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.   
 
    
 
Class 8 
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics and Audio Tapes. 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.   
 
    
 
Class 9 
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined   
 
    
 
Class 10 
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?      Driving Simulations. 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.   
 
    
 
Class 11 
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. 
Online Classes and role-playing 
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined   
 
    
 
Class 12 
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion 
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.   
 
    
 
Class 13 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. 
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.   
 
    
 
Class 14 
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. 
Live Demonstration. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.  
 
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors


15 comments:

monicasmemoirs said...

Actually Kim and I would need class 1.  Sonny is always taking care of the ice trays.

Now class 4 ... Sonny might need to enroll in that class a few times.  ::sigh::

Monica

mariealicejoan said...

Haha, loved reading all these funnies this morning Linda!  I don't know where you find them, but I always enjoy them!
Marie
http://ayearatoakcottage.blogspot.com/

swmpgrly said...

my hubby needs the 1st 1

domsmom27 said...

Too funny.  I can think of a few more that we could add to that list.                             Marlene

ally123130585918 said...

I loved reading this one Linda ~ Ally x

lv2trnscrb said...

I'm enrolling my hubby in class 6, LOL

these are cute, Linda

you do find the cutest, funniest things :)

betty

sangrialel said...

Can I sign my sons up so they can be trained and ready for thier wives before they get married??  Linda

deshelestraci said...

Oh I did laugh.  And laugh.  
So it's not just my husband....good to know!
Traci

jjdolfin9 said...

Man, if I had only known about these classes before I got rid of the EX...lol.
Hugs, Joyce

jimsulliv3 said...

How clever...........sign me up!

Jimmy

dbdacoba said...

Sign me up for numbers 4 and 7.  What;s the fee?      D

cathygramm3 said...

Very funny !!

blossomcat said...

I told my husband one day that if I went first, the toilet paper roll would NEVER be changed.   I now use the other bath and I don't care if it doesn't get changed.  Sometimes there are   multiple spent toilet roll casings on the bathroom floor. LOL

Claudia

carouselqueen70 said...

that was so funny and true... there are countless times whrn the toilet paper roll was bare or the ice tray had one piece of ice in it....hugs Christine

fasttrack58 said...

sign hubby up for class 2, all of them for class 3, son3 for class 4, son2 is in charge of dishes for summer but will need class 5 in the fall, and sign me up for class 12 lol....
too funny!
Linda :)