Monday, November 3, 2008

What An Experience !

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. And you thought all they did was say "Hello."

16 comments:

Traci said...

Oh that's a good one!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

OK, I was not going to comment, but the Wal-Mart greeter got me :o)

just me said...

LOL,

Justplainbill said...

Linda, I lost you for a while in the shift from AOL. All of the sudden I realized I did not have you in my reader. I caught up on your posts and see you are doing well and keeping busy. I did not see any pictures from the trip. I am still trying to find a way to gt pictures in by blog. Stay well and keep safe, Bill

Lori J said...

Too funny....so Linda when do we get to see some of those holiday pictures?

Blessings,

Lori (Albert)

Connie said...

That wa way funny.
I tried to add myself as a follower but it wouldn't let me.Try again later
connie
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a corgi said...

LOL!!! enjoy tomorrow :)

betty

garnett109 said...

Lmao Thanks!

Marie said...

Lol, Too funny!

Ally Lifewithally said...

Linda that was really cute ~ thanks for the smile ~ Ally x

Jenny said...

I'm so glad i'm a brunette.
Jenny <><

Frances said...

LOL I didn't even see that coming, Linda. Thanks for sharing !!

Jan said...

Ohhh Linda!!! hee hee ..love Jan xx

Possum S. Hemmingway said...

I bet Frank waited until he finished his coffee. Hiya Gabi !

Possum

Lisa said...

ROFL...that is a good one!

Linda :) said...

Oh my goodness, I did not even see that coming, lol....