Thursday, January 15, 2009


Thanks to Joni for sending this one;

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale .'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed.

He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.


Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Heard this on Bob and Tom, they ROCK :o)

Kathy said...

LOL! that was a surprise ending. I'll have to send this to my uncle. He loves jokes like this.

Hope all is well in your corner of the world. It's hot down here.

Hugs, Kathy

a corgi said...

LOL!! cute joke :)


Marie said...

haha, I love it, and I LOVE your new header! How refreshing and a good reminder that spring is just around the corner!

Ally Lifewithally said...

Loved this story ~ thanks for giving me a good laugh ~ Ally x

garnett109 said...

great stuff

DB said...

I like the dog story. It's similar to the one about the man who gave up studying levitation because he couldn't get more that 6 inches off the ground. D

Robin said...

GOOD ONE!@ I'll have to send that to my Dad he would like it.

Joyce said...

I think I know that
Hugs, Joyce

Lisa said...

Loved it...didn't see that coming either.

Jeannette said...

Loved it Linda! Lol! I like jokes with a surprise ending! Jeannette xx