Thursday, January 22, 2009

Thursday Top Ten List

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

AND,the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

( Thanks to my daughter Julie for sending this to me in email form)

10 comments:

garnett109 said...

what exactly is an eyelash curler

Jan said...

Yes ,Yes , Yes ,lol ./.love Jan xcx

Possum S. Hemmingway said...

I don't know about all ten, but I think I've got number one pretty much nailed down.

Possum

nancy said...

Yes and those are sooooo true.lol
Have a good night. Nancy

Jimmy's Journal said...

On the contrary, I understand each and every one.

10 - Possum has shown them all to me.
9 - To slowly and sadistically force men to plot to kill the innovator of shoe sales.
8 - Have you ever tried to smoke bean sprouts?
7 - Duh ! I've got the same pair of pants in three different waist sizes.
6 - Easy! Women drivers can't speak on their cell phones and beat their best time anyway!
5 - The same blouse on days one, two and three after a weekend of frolic.
4 - Fairy tale
3 - Passing gas in a crowded elevator.
2- Based on Murphy's Law.
1- You've got to be kidding. Like a cat, the claws are retractable in social conditions, but they're deadly. Most of my lady friends trust me better than they're women friends.

Ok, Now I'm off to solve other world problems.

Jimmy

Lisa said...

haha, these are great! You know when I was young I used my moms eyelash curler and ended up pulling most of my eyelashes out. I screamed bloody murder it hurt so bad. I was scarred for life and will not even LOOK at an eyelash curler!

Linda's World said...

Jimmy that was good. LOL !

Robin said...

Love it...you forgot one though. Only women understand the difference between your every day panties and that time of the month panties! We always called them OTR panties.

BTW, I need a new eyelash curler!

Marie said...

This is great Linda, and I am having a good chuckle at Jim's reply!

Mildred Garfield said...

They were all good but my very favorite one is #9 - if the shoe fits, I buy it in every color!!