Sunday, September 25, 2005

For All Those Who Work in An Office or Know Someone Who Does.

The following is courtesy of the Cybersalt website, I laughed and laughed when I read it.  Where I work, if we are going to be gone for more than one day (work day) we have to leave a "Out of the Office" notice, so those who may email us know that we are not going to reply right away.  I wonder if I dare use some of these....probably not.

Best Out Of Office Replies

1.  I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2.  You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3.  I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on September 30th. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4.  Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $10.99 for the first ten words and $5.99 for each additional word in your message.

5.  The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.  (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6.  Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7.  I've run away to join a different circus.


ally123130585918 said...

Yessssss - I like them all.....Ally

jeanno43 said...

Those are really good, I bet that is what most people feel.

jlocorriere05 said...

These are so funny!! Go on, I dare you to use one!! Jeannette.