Sunday, November 13, 2005

International Girl Friends Week

It is good to be a woman:

1..We got off the Titanic first.

2..We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3..Taxis stop for us.

4..We don't look like a frog in the blender dancing.

5..No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival a Speedo.

6..We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7..If we forget to shave, no one knows.

8..We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her rear end.

9..We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10..We can speak to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

11..There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

12..We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

5 comments:

angelrose2u said...

lol, love it. I agree it is good to be a woman

angelrose

angelrose2u said...

lol, love it. I agree it is good to be a woman

angelrose

lv2trnscrb said...

I loved these all! Especially #2

betty

ally123130585918 said...

That is brilliant - I liked the number twelve.......very funnt...Ally

jeadie05 said...

 Ido thinkyou should have asked my pemission before using my photograph !However I forgive you because that was hilarious ,start Monday with a laugh ......briliant    Jan xx