I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he (she) is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and it’s location. I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day.
I think my job is really swell, there’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and it’s software,
I hug it often though it won’t care. I love each program and every file.
I’d love them more if they worked awhile.
I’m happy to be here, I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job-I’ll say it again-I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today.
In clean white coats to take me away !!!