Thursday, March 22, 2007


 On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee!

"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push"

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff"

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

"We're Number One in Number Two."


And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."




mariealicejoan said...

This is great!  Thanks for the chuckle!

jlocorriere05 said...

They're great Linda! Love them all! Have a great weekend! Jeannette xx  

rbrown6172 said...

a small restaurant in our area use to have a sign that said, "come on in and eat, or we'll both starve."

ally123130585918 said...

Linda they are so funny ~ what a lovely sense of humour they have ~ Ally

yakima127 said...

These are so great...

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jeadie05 said...

These are excellent are they ,real lol Jan xx

doclove64 said...

LOL  These are funny. Thanks for the laughs.

queenb8261 said...

Have a good weekend.
Hugs, Barb