Thursday, March 22, 2007

FUNNY SIGNS

 On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."


On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."


Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee!

"Invite us to your next blowout."


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello Can we pick your nose?"


At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."


In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push"

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff"

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
 

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up 


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."


On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

"We're Number One in Number Two."


 

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

 


 


9 comments:

mariealicejoan said...

This is great!  Thanks for the chuckle!
Marie
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jlocorriere05 said...

They're great Linda! Love them all! Have a great weekend! Jeannette xx  http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/  

rbrown6172 said...

a small restaurant in our area use to have a sign that said, "come on in and eat, or we'll both starve."
gina

ally123130585918 said...

Linda they are so funny ~ what a lovely sense of humour they have ~ Ally

yakima127 said...

These are so great...
Jae

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jeadie05 said...

These are excellent are they ,real lol ..love Jan xx

doclove64 said...

LOL  These are funny. Thanks for the laughs.

queenb8261 said...

Priceless.
Have a good weekend.
Hugs, Barb