Thursday, March 22, 2007

FUNNY SIGNS

 On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."


On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."


Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee!

"Invite us to your next blowout."


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello Can we pick your nose?"


At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."


In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push"

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff"

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
 

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up 


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."


On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

"We're Number One in Number Two."


 

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

 


 


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is great!  Thanks for the chuckle!
Marie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/mariealicejoan/MariesMuses/

Anonymous said...

They're great Linda! Love them all! Have a great weekend! Jeannette xx  http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/  

Anonymous said...

a small restaurant in our area use to have a sign that said, "come on in and eat, or we'll both starve."
gina

Anonymous said...

Linda they are so funny ~ what a lovely sense of humour they have ~ Ally

Anonymous said...

These are so great...
Jae

Anonymous said...

These are excellent are they ,real lol ..love Jan xx

Anonymous said...

LOL  These are funny. Thanks for the laughs.

Anonymous said...

Priceless.
Have a good weekend.
Hugs, Barb