Wednesday, June 20, 2007

ESTATE PLANNING

Thanks to my friend Judy for this one....

 

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune, upon his sickly father's death, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

 

One evening he went to a singles bar, and there he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."


Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and...

 

 

 

 

3 days later... she became his stepmother!

 




(Sometimes women are so much smarter than men)

8 comments:

ally123130585918 said...

LOL Linda she was a smart cookie :o) ~ Ally

jeanno43 said...

Lol, great, I loved it.

http://journals.aol.co.uk/jeanno43/JeannettesJottings/

sunnyside46 said...

that s a good one
I'm always looking for a joke to tell my cranky mom when I call her, so I've got mine for today!
Marti

jlocorriere05 said...

Smart lady Linda!! Some women have it all weighed up! Jeannette xx  http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/  

jeadie05 said...

Oh Linda ,thats funny lol ...love Jan xx

randlprysock said...

OMGarsh!! LOL.....
Hugs,
Lisa : )

pharmolo said...

Woopsie daisy lol

fasttrack58 said...

Oh my goodness... too funny!
Linda :)