This one comes from my daughter, Julie.
My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"
I replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"
That's a good one and I imagine it's really happened to someone out there. :) "Today I vow to clean the nasty mini-blinds in my living room." YUCK, I just despise them, but can't afford to replace them. So until next time....Linda