Thursday, September 27, 2007

How To Install A Home Security System

                      Thanks to my friend Susan for this one;

How To Install A Home Security System

1.   Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's Work Boot's size  14-16 (used)

2.   Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Gun And Ammo Magazine.

3.   Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine

4.   Leave a note on your door that reads;
Hay  Bubba,
Big Jim,  Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bull's-- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to  tell from all the
blood.  Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back.   Signed, Cooter


pharmolo said...

Drastic but effective, I'm sure lol

sugarsweet056 said...

Always liked this one, have it in my journal archives way back. LOL
Good to see it again.

bowyerlori said...

Hi good to hear from you again. I just don't know what to do with brandi. I have to let go and let God. Thanks for the comment. Could you tell me how to get alerts to all of your guys' journals so I know when they are updated?

treesrgreen78 said...

This sounds terrific to me.  Very cost effective as well.

labdancer51 said...

Excellent idea Linda and cheap! ;o))))

Love Sandra xxxx

jonibooks1991 said...

That should work.  Joni

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sunnyside46 said...

that is the best!

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU)))))))))))))))Its good that you have someone to help you out.Have a nice night.

mariealicejoan said...

That's a good one! lol

I find having a dog that barks loudly whenever anyone comes to the door works really well.  It's a great deterrent!

queenb8261 said...

That is the best thing I have read in ages. I'm so sorry I haven't been by in so long. I've been so busy with the girls and not feeling the best in the world. It's an effort some days just to turn on the computer. I have been reading your entries and as usual you have been busy as a bee. I don't know  how you do it!! Take care and keep that  umbrella handy.
Hugs, Barb

wwfbison said...

teehee, that sounds like most of the security systems in my neck of the woods.