Thanks to my friend Susan for this one;
How To Install A Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's Work Boot's size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Gun And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads;
Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bull's-- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the
blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back. Signed, Cooter
12 comments:
Drastic but effective, I'm sure lol
Always liked this one, have it in my journal archives way back. LOL
Good to see it again.
Hugs,Sugar
Hi Linda...so good to hear from you again. I just don't know what to do with brandi. I have to let go and let God. Thanks for the comment. Could you tell me how to get alerts to all of your guys' journals so I know when they are updated?
Lori
This sounds terrific to me. Very cost effective as well.
Excellent idea Linda and cheap too...lol! ;o))))
Love Sandra xxxx
That should work. Joni
LMAO!
that is the best!
Marti
((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU)))))))))))))))Its good that you have someone to help you out.Have a nice night.
That's a good one! lol
I find having a dog that barks loudly whenever anyone comes to the door works really well. It's a great deterrent!
Marie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/mariealicejoan/MariesMuses/
That is the best thing I have read in ages. I'm so sorry I haven't been by in so long. I've been so busy with the girls and not feeling the best in the world. It's an effort some days just to turn on the computer. I have been reading your entries and as usual you have been busy as a bee. I don't know how you do it!! Take care and keep that umbrella handy.
Hugs, Barb
teehee, that sounds like most of the security systems in my neck of the woods.
Lisa
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