Sunday, November 4, 2007

 The Seniors Breakfast Special
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special"
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
 
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked
incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife  replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once
 
  


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good for her... eggcellent ! ...love Jan xx

Anonymous said...

Very good, I think I know some people who would do that.  have a good day.  Joni
p.s. Thanks for the comment.

Anonymous said...

LOL ~ that is funny.
Lisa

Anonymous said...

That's funny. Hope you're having a great day.
Take care, Chrissie

Anonymous said...

((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))))))))))))HAve a nice week.

Anonymous said...

Haha This is great!  

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha, good one Linda!
Marie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/mariealicejoan/MariesMuses/

Anonymous said...

LOL Linda I loved this one :o) ~ Ally x

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!
Linda :)

Anonymous said...

That's a good one Linda! Jeannette xx